Posted by Patricia on October 21, 1999 at 00:49:03:
ok, i was at www.react.com and they had a section titled
punk is back! (i didnt know it had left) anyhow, i read it
and i was filled with disbelief. i couldnt believe what i
was reading. first off, they had a section filled with some
twaddle about how punk has hit the mainstream and how you
can see "punks" on tv shows. they pointed out on a few shows
there were people wearing dog collars and, of course, being
the mindless drones that they are, they must be punks!
ok, i didn't leave as i should have cause the mindless
drivel enthralled me. but thats not all children!
if you arent sure about your punkness, theres a handy
dandy 10 point checklist stating everything you need to
be a bona fide punk!! from the studded belt to the
exploited shirt. why listen to the music when you can just
buy the shirt? i can only hope and pray that this checlist
was a joke, but unfortunately it probably wasnt.
so, if you wanna see something that was hilarious,
saddening, and revolting to punks (my humble opinion)
go read it.....hmm, you don't think there will be a goth
one next do you? i hope not, i don't think i could stomach
it...hope i didnt waste your time.