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Rock 'N Roll Haiku Contest



The Little Cracked Egg Haiku contest has come to a close. We'd like to thank all of the people that sent in Haiku's. The Initial Judging has been done, and the 10 finalists have been sent to Charlotte Lesher (Joey Ramones Mom). As soon as she has chosen the first, second, and third place winners, they will be posted and the prizes will be distributed.

The Winners

1st prize concert
loud guitars, cold beer
pray the daylight never comes
brain drain completed
by Ed from phila
2nd prize Night Thunders
No New Title's , Huh?
Sad Day , It's Rock And Roll Gone
How Could You Leave Us?
by PT from Garland
3rd prize Generations
Drums and Basses pound
rock and roll lives forever
parents still complain
by Caroline from Tuscaloosa, AL

The Finalists

Celebrity Judge
Joey Ramone's Mom?
Can she judge this Haiku stuff?
Hope she picks my poem.
by Craig Michaels from Orlando, FL

Friends Band
Lets sneak out of here
I dont want to see their band
Hope they don't notice
by Mike from San Francisco

I Wanna Be Sedated
Gabba Gabba Hey
Joey Ramone makes me scream
Punk girl needs to play
by Anonymous from Portage, MI

Groupie Grrl
Don't touch my husband,
Little drunk groupie punk grrl
I will smash your face.
by Samantha from Taneytown

The Cat's Meow
My cat yowls sometimes
Her friends call it sweet music
Sounds like trash to me
by Cheryl from Woodbury

go!
Go for rockin time
swetty armpits will be mine
midnight to six man
by Ellen from Uddevalla

Old Soldiers
After sex and drugs
Wrinkled rockers wed models
Then just fade away
by Daryl from Moore, OK

Honourable Mention

R.A.M.O.N.E.S...Ramones!
A Pinhead am I
I need to be sedated
The Ramones make me cry
by Gillian from Portage

Nice Boys
Nice boys cant play rock
They are way too good for that
Rock and roll is sleaze
by Nick from Attleboro

Mrs
Rock and Roll dances
The stroll, chicken, bop and twist
Dance the night away!
by Merilee from University Place

A portrait of transformation
Brian Warner- boy
Music metamorphosis
Marilyn Manson
by Kimberly from Dickinson

Marilyn Manson?? Where?!?
Marilyn Manson...
Have you seen the Omega?
Not in MY town, man!
by Cynthia from Auburn

Road Trip
Forty Hour drive
Junk food, coffee, sleeping bags
A fanatic's joy!
by Kara from Lancaster

An 80s Lady
Madonna, you've changed
rosaries and bleached blonde hair
armpits - need to Nair
by Janell from Englewood

Rock 'N Roll
I hear the guitar.
I'm lost in the electric
And my heart beats fast.
by Morgan from Tuscaloosa, AL

Smeg Egg!!
Egg beat in my heart
yellow swirls do make me smile
joy and love of eggs
by Charles from Scarborough

Rock 'N Roll Chick by
Lynne Von

Photograph of
Charlotte Lesher by
Spencer Lloyd